Write a 1200 word, entertaining essay, in first or third person, Times New Roman

Write a 1200 word, entertaining essay, in first or third person, Times New Roman, 12 font, one inch margins, and double spaced. Also, remember that this paper is in standard MLA format and ALL rules apply. You need two outside, credible sources, any from our book that apply will be fine, and you can have any opinions you like. This project can be comical in nature and sarcasm is encouraged. Many entertainment essays are humorous, but do not have to be. This paper is meant to relax you and lighten us up a bit, after our busy semester, and hopefully increase your grade average. Remember to be thorough and think of the many points you would like to make before starting the project. Brainstorm, free-write, cluster and attempt to stay focused. Do not get off track. You do not have to stick with a three point, five paragraph essay, and are allowed to use an implicit thesis statement. So, have some fun with one of the following subjects, of your choice. Choose one subject from the following:

1. Cats use people for their own purposes.