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Please examine closely and critically analyze the following rhetorical features in the selected article which has been provided in the link below (Remember to note the specific example in the text).
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/26/style/digital-d…
Kairos, timeliness
repetition
definition(s)
figurative language
familiar/conversational language
rhetorical question
analogy or comparison
parallel structure
addressing counterclaim/opposition
bandwagon assertions
name-calling (ad hominem)
Hyperbole (exaggeration)
causal fallacy (false id of cause)
Requirements: A Minimum of 1 Full Page Times New Roman Size 12 Font Double-Spaced APA Format Excluding the Title and Reference Pages
Please provide an answer that is 100% original and do not copy the answer to this question from any other website since I am already well aware of this. I will be sure to check this.
Please be sure that the answer comes up with way less than 18% on Studypool’s internal plagiarism checker since anything above this is not acceptable according to Studypool’s standards. I will not accept answers that are above this standard.
No AI or Chatbot! I will be sure to check this.
Please be sure to carefully follow the instructions
No plagiarism & No Course Hero & No Chegg. The assignment will be checked for originality via the Turnitin plagiarism tool.
Please be sure to include at least one in-text citation in each body paragraph
Please be sure to ONLY read, use, and cite the article provided. No outside sources allowed.